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Fuel Our Community with Your Caffeine Wisdom

Got strong opinions about coffee? Know the difference between a flat white and a cortado? Can you brew the perfect cup without breaking a sweat (or your budget)? JoeGrumpy.com is calling all coffee lovers, baristas, roasters, and caffeine connoisseurs to share their expertise with our community of coffee addicts.We’re not looking for pretentious coffee snobbery here – we want real, practical coffee knowledge that helps people brew better, drink smarter, and navigate the sometimes overwhelming world of coffee culture.

Why Write For Us Coffee Content?

Reach Fellow Coffee Obsessives

Connect with thousands of readers who understand that life is too short for bad coffee and are always looking for their next great brew or coffee discovery.

Establish Your Coffee Cred

Build your reputation as a coffee expert while earning quality backlinks and expanding your reach in the coffee community.

Share Your Passion

Help fellow coffee enthusiasts avoid terrible coffee experiences and discover new ways to enjoy their daily (or hourly) caffeine fix.

Coffee Topics That Get Us Buzzing

  • We’re craving fresh content on all things coffee. Here’s what we’re looking for:

    Brewing Methods & Techniques

    • Pour-over perfection – V60, Chemex, and beyond
    • Espresso mastery for home baristas
    • Cold brew secrets and variations
    • French press tips that actually work
    • Moka pot brewing for the budget-conscious

    Coffee Equipment Reviews

    • Home espresso machines – worth it or waste of money?
    • Coffee grinders that won’t break the bank
    • Brewing gadgets – separating must-haves from gimmicks
    • Budget vs. premium equipment comparisons
    • Maintenance tips to keep your gear running smoothly

    Coffee Culture & Industry

    • Third-wave coffee explained without the pretension
    • Local coffee shop spotlights and hidden gems
    • Coffee origin stories and what they mean for taste
    • Ethical coffee sourcing and what consumers should know
    • Coffee trends – which ones are worth trying?
  • Coffee Science & Education

    • Roasting basics – light, medium, dark explained
    • Coffee bean varieties and flavor profiles
    • Water quality’s impact on your brew
    • Grinding techniques and why they matter
    • Coffee storage myths vs. reality

    Coffee Lifestyle & Hacks

    • Coffee on a budget without sacrificing quality
    • Travel coffee solutions for road warriors
    • Office coffee that doesn’t suck
    • Coffee and health – separating fact from fiction
    • Coffee recipes beyond your basic cup

Content Guidelines for Coffee Writers

What We’re Looking For

  • Original content – 1,500-2,500 words of caffeinated insights
  • Personal experience backed by solid coffee knowledge
  • Practical advice people can use in their daily coffee routine
  • Honest reviews – tell us what really works (and what doesn’t)
  • Accessible writing – coffee knowledge without the coffee shop attitude

Writing Style Requirements

  • Write conversationally – like you’re chatting over coffee
  • Skip the coffee jargon unless you explain it clearly
  • Include step-by-step instructions for any techniques
  • Be honest about costs, time, and skill levels required
  • Add some personality – we want your unique coffee perspective!

Technical Must-Haves

  • Include relevant coffee keywords naturally throughout
  • Use clear headings and bullet points for easy scanning
  • Provide high-quality photos of coffee, equipment, or processes
  • Include credible sources for any claims about coffee science or health

Check out the blogs below to get the feel about our style:

Coffee Post Submission Process

  • Step 1: Pitch Your Coffee Idea

    Send us a 200-word pitch that covers:

    • Your coffee topic and unique angle
    • Why our readers need this information
    • Your coffee background (barista experience, home brewing obsession, etc.)
    • 3-5 key points you’ll cover

    Step 2: Get the Green Light

    We’ll respond within 5-7 business days with approval, suggestions, or (sorry!) a polite pass.

    Step 3: Brew Up Your Article

    Once approved, submit:

    • Your complete article
    • 2-3 high-quality coffee images (original or royalty-free)
    • Short author bio (75 words max)
    • Professional photo or coffee-themed headshot

    Step 4: Editorial Review

    Our team reviews for accuracy, readability, and adherence to our guidelines. We may suggest edits before publishing.

Perks for Coffee Contributors

  • Professional Benefits

    • Author byline with bio and website link
    • Social media promotion across our coffee-loving community
    • Newsletter feature to our subscriber base
    • Ongoing collaboration opportunities for stellar contributors

    Coffee Community Access

    • Coffee writer network connections
    • Product review opportunities from coffee brands
    • Event coverage assignments at coffee shows and festivals
    • Expert status recognition for future coffee content

    What Won’t Make the Cut

    • Pure product promotion disguised as coffee advice
    • Plagiarized content from other coffee sites
    • Overly technical content that loses average coffee drinkers
    • Coffee elitism that makes people feel bad about their choices
    • Unsubstantiated health claims about coffee benefits

    Coffee Knowledge We DON’T Need

    • Generic “how to make coffee” articles (been there, done that)
    • Listicles without real substance or personal insight
    • Product reviews for items you haven’t actually used
    • Content that’s already been covered extensively elsewhere

Ready to Caffeinate Our Content?

We’re looking for passionate coffee enthusiasts who want to share their knowledge without the coffee shop pretension. Whether you’re a professional barista, coffee shop owner, home brewing enthusiast, or someone who’s learned coffee lessons the hard way, we want your voice.

Let’s build a coffee community that’s informative, inclusive, and genuinely helpful for coffee lovers at every level!

JoeGrumpy.com is committed to publishing accurate, helpful coffee information. All coffee content is fact-checked and reviewed by our editorial team and experienced coffee professionals when needed. 
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